Survival...Or, How not to be a walking corpse.

Would you be ready in the event of a zombie apocalypse? Do you think you would be one of those infected early, or would you survive.
A quick straw poll of some council staff came up with the following advice:

• Throw tomato sauce all over you and scream "haha, you’re too late!"

• Peppermint tea spray instead of Pepper Spray. Spray it on the Zombies and give yourself enough time to get away (or maybe it would just make them smell nice).
• Hide in the cam...Den...or under my narellan vale or in the long greas(s)mere...(Ok, that has to be the worst dad joke I have ever heard and the person that submitted it should be ashamed)

For what may be more relevant advice, check out the US Centre for Disease Control.